Live-Blog Time!
1. If this movie is supposed to make me dislike small, blonde, white, toddlers, it has done a fantastic job in the first ten minutes.
2. I feel the kindness of small blonde princess's dad was unrealistic....
3. Come on Disney. Did you really just illustrate this girl to use Tabasco? If she were white would you have had her use Tabasco?
4. Of course the Dad dies, why else would the people she loves remain in her life to see her happy ending? I think I hate this movie. Nine minutes in.
5. Why is Tiana getting the money if the cook is the one who made the beignets?
6. The Prince has entered the movie! I asked my friend sitting next to me how she feels about his race.
"I feel like he's mixed, but that's just my prior history of New Orleans. The higher class was comprised of mixed people who were into classical musical, and that is where his excitement of jazz comes from."
(Me) "What is the definition of mixed?"
"Mixed means that someone is of african american descent, but it throws me off that he has this weird accent. He's French. Maybe he is just foreign. Wait. WHAT IS HE?! Hold up, stop America with this need to define people and put them into boxes."
7. For Tiana to say that she has two left feet, she makes a fantastic dancer.
8. Why is the assistant of the Prince white?
9. Comment from my friend "Why does the villain look like a crackhead?" A good note is the fact that he has a gap in his teeth, why can't it be the good people to have imperfections?
10. So if the Prince gets tricked into being cursed, then does that make him the damsel in distress?
11. It is interesting that so far three quarters of the way into this movie, none the characters with Southern accents are portrayed as intelligent. Every character with a drawl is depicted as obnoxious, exaggerated and foolish to some sense.
12. One thing I love about Tiana is the idea that she is taking on a role in this film that is traditionally represented by men. She's teaching skills and outsmarting enemies, surviving through strength and power. All while being adored by her partner. In most cases it is the female who is given the role of looking pretty and tagging along while the man initiates the action.
13. It is hilarious to me that Naveen is translating French with a Brazilian accent.
14. More Tabasco references. Why can't she recommend oregano or truffle oil?
15. Falling in love with the moon has to be simultaneously one of the saddest and most romantic things I've ever heard.
16. "Just because you wish for something doesn't make it true." Very different from, "When you wish upon a star..."
17. Ray is most certainly my favorite character of this film.
18. I feel as though the plot of this movie was more difficult to follow than traditional Disney movies. I forgot how the Shadowman had debts to pay to the demons, maybe I was just confused.
19. Ray's death goes right up there with Doby dying. Hurt my heart to watch.
20. Detail I liked, when watching Ray die, TIana doesn't turn away or bury her face into her prince out of despair. She represents such strength in so many subtle aspects, it's hard not to appreciate.
21. I wish there was a happier ending for the alligator, he seemed deserving of such.
22. LOL at how racially ambiguous Prince Naveen's parents are, their skin tones were practically gray. However, all of his guards were white! #whereisNaveenFrom2k15
23. On second thought, I wish the alligator was turned into a human and then married formerly small blonde girl. That would have been nice.
24. No one questions the giant alligator playing the trumpet?
25. I must say I liked this film, but I'm definitely disappointed in it's production. Disney had all of the tools necessary for a major, major hit, but they made the production true to stay musically authentic to the era. This was a mistake because it narrowed the demographic of viewers that would stay loyal to the film and buy into the franchise. If they had produced a catchier, more widely appealing soundtrack such as in
Beauty and the Beast or
Frozen, they would have been able to sell Tiana to nearly every Disney-loving home in America, breaking barriers and grounds in terms of media diversity. However, this film was limited in developing a cult-classic-esque fan base, thus limiting the impact of a black disney princess and defeating the purpose of her existence.